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survive a horror movie in five words
by Madison McSweeney
In times of strife, desert
your fellow man. Abandon those
You love; never respond to
Cries for help; never believe
The cries for help; never
care for young children; don’t
Know your neighbours; don’t
Look out your window; don’t
collect antiques; stifle your curiosity;
Be satisfied in your marriage;
Keep eyes on your own
children, but never trust them.
Then perhaps you will survive.
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