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survive a horror movie in five words 
by Madison McSweeney 

In times of strife, desert
your fellow man. Abandon those 
You love; never respond to
Cries for help; never believe
The cries for help; never 
care for young children; don’t 
Know your neighbours; don’t  
Look out your window; don’t 
collect antiques; stifle your curiosity;
Be satisfied in your marriage; 
Keep eyes on your own 
children, but never trust them.
Then perhaps you will survive. 

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